I am a very open person, especially when it comes to all things sexual. I will pretty much talk about anything and am open to trying new things. I also can appreciate and do not frown upon what other people are into. Who am I to judge what they like to do in their bedroom? I am sure some of the things I do behind closed door might shock and be too much for people. That being it said, it takes a lot to shock me and make me uncomfortable and leave me completely flabbergasted. Today is the day I have discovered something that I still cannot completely wrap my head around and still haven’t completely mentally processed it.

Raise your hand if you have ever wanted to fuck a dragon. Perhaps maybe a werewolf, a stallion or the mythical liger. Well fear not fantasy loving people because thanks to the people at Bad Dragon you can now bang yourself with the dildos and vaginas of many mythical creatures. They are made of very nice silicone, have some nice colors and can cost more than the average dildo.

I have been staring at this website for I don’t even know how long and I am still in shock and a little creeped out by this and who wants to use them. Never once did I think “Oh I would really like to bang myself with a seadragon penis!” Do people actually buy these to use or just to have and creep their friends out with them?

Also I want to know who has the deciding vote on what these mystical creatures’ private parts would look like. I guess you can compare the animal to actual ones that exist, but still. Some of these are really weird looking and strange. Not only do they have regular dildos but they have ones that squirt too! But what are you going to fill the dragon dildo with? Don’t worry they have Bad Dragon cum lube, yes you just read that correctly. Made to look just like the real thing. I wonder if it has sparkles and tastes like candy. I’m guessing that’s what dragons cum is like. I have now grossed myself out more.

I think the big thing that creeps me out is the whole animal and bestiality factor. That stuff is never ok in my mind. Not even pretending. I want to talk to people who use these and find out why and what is the draw for them. Why are you being turned on by a werewolf or horse dildo? Someone please explain this to me!

Even though I would never be up for using one of these I am very disappointed there is not unicorn one. For the record I WOULD NEVER BUY A UNICORN DILDO. I would however buy one shaped as a unicorn horn, but that is where I draw the line. Also I would probably never use it but put it in my living to show off to people. Great conversation starter at my next dinner party.

See for yourself at http://bad-dragon.com/

I’ve gotten to meet a lot of interesting people and do some pretty fun things while working at Evolved. One of the more exciting things I have been able to participate in is being on Kendra Wilkinson’s show on We television called “Kendra on Top.” I have become the go to person at the company for anything that involves being on camera for anything that we do. It’s kind of cool they trust me to represent the company and the image on national television.

Last season I appeared on the show to introduce all the products that we are making for her new Love Candy line. It was lots of fun to be a part of it. Reminded me of my days back in college where I studied TV/Video production. I actually have a degree in it. Maybe one day I will put that degree to use. But for now I guess I’m in front of the camera talking about sex toys to millions of people.

Recently I was asked to film again for the next season of her show. We are doing a lot more with the line and I have a feeling you will be seeing me more than once next season. It’s always lots of fun to film. I am always running around like a moron trying to figure out what to wear the night before. Last time I filmed, the bosses were concerned about me showing my tattoos; this time around I kind of did my own thing and didn’t really worry about it. You could only see a little of them on my arms. I did go for some classy cleavage though, got to give the people what they want.

My buddy and coworker Paula joined me for the taping in Beverly Hills. This time we were there to talk about the success of the products and what we are thinking about for the future. Now I can’t give you any information on what we talked about but it’s going to be lots of fun and huge. Kendra is very excited about it! We have lots of projects in the works and I can’t wait for you to see them. My marketing guy always tells me to behave because he is never sure what may come out of my mouth. I tend to say shocking and dirty things from time to time.

Yes Kendra is very nice and lots of fun to work with. She is totally about sex toys and wants to expand her line in big ways. She is very down to earth and says whatever is on her mind; which is extremely entertaining. Hank, her husband, happened to stop by the tapping that day as well. He is also very nice.

So stayed tuned for more updates on future tapings of the show. It is such a delight to be working with Kendra.